herbailiwick:

“Get after him, Lestrade!”

Cue the slowest we have ever seen Lestrade walk.

jaspershime:

why is sweden getting so many votes their song isn’t that good 

May… The month Europeans get competitive and spend 3 days shouting at a TV.  

thebleeclub:

hey america

you might have your liberty and freedom and eagles and shit

but we have eurovision

thatsnotveryladylike:

Seriously, what the fuck was Eurovision without the internet?

Who kind of wants to just not watch Norway’s entry? 

setavulos:

….me.

autumnseeds:

italy I’m impressed, it’s a song I’d consider downloading and I’m really enjoying it, favourite song since UK　

sexylokiface:

I’m interrupting your dash to tell you that Slovakia’s song is amazing and they have my vote.

THIS

Slovenia with the creepy Stepford Wife backup dancers 

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

Austria’s Eurovision entry this year

 

sircharlesofbutt:

omg a few seconds into the song and already i love this　

• what you said: I like metal music
• what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini

yet my mother still failed to understand me yesterday, when i tried to tell her that i just couldn’t do my year paper, to finish it on time. she doesn’t know that feeling, being paralysed, trying to think of anything else but the important things, because those are the ones that freak you out and make you see how you’ve lost control a long, long time ago already.