So… Since I love Matthew, can I do him for the rest of my life?
JJ: … Nothing’s happening–
Reid: Shh watch! (film canister flys up)
Prentiss: Ou– ah– what!?
Reid: I’m so sorry, Emily.
Prentiss: What was that?
Garcia: Don’t you recognize a rocket when you see one?
Reid: I–I was merely demonstrating a physics law. I–I didn’t mean to–
Prentiss: Ou, show me!Profiler, Profiled, 02x12
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Emily: 3 cards, please.
Dr. Reid: 3 cards for the lady. And I’m gonna take one card.
Emily: Ooh. One card. A straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
Dr. Reid: Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight,
with one card Are 5-to-1 against, while a one-card flush draw. Is more like 4.5-to-1, I guess you’d say if I was smart, I’m drawing to a flush. I think I’m gonna
go all in on this.
Emily: So, are you?
Dr. Reid: Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
Emily: Either.
Dr. Reid: Well, I’m— I’m provably a genius, But, uh, actually, I was drawing to a full house.
Emily: I always forget you’re from Vegas. Ooh, I’m sorry, not so fast.
I, too, have a boat. Jacks over 3s.
Dr. Reid: You drew 3 cards to a full house? That’s like 100-to-1 against.
Emily: 97-to-1. Looks like you’re out.
hahaha oh my! if someone were to surprise me with this on Valentine’s Day then i’d love them forever xD
Perfection
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